15 Reasons Why Not To Join

15 Reasons Why I Should Not Join BNI

Application

Chapters request that you submit an application in person at the meeting. The chapter has applications on hand and can answer any questions you might have about the process or contact us for more information.

You may also download an application and bring it to the chapter you wish to join.

If you have been looking for an excuse to not join BNI, here are 15 sure-fire excuses for you to use the next time you're invited! If these reasons don't work for you we've left room for you to create your own number 16.

  1. I have all the business that I will need now and in the future.
  2. I have just won the state lottery
  3. I have retired from work and plan to never work again
  4. I just won the Publisher's Clearing House grand Prize and was given $1,000,000 by Ed MacMahon
  5. I am serving a natural life sentence without the possibility of parole
  6. I am lost in space.
  7. I just bought out Donald Trump.
  8. I can not stand going into a higher tax category
  9. I have become a monk and have taken a vow of poverty
  10. I hate success.
  11. I just found out that I am the only heir to Howard Hughes' and I must run his empire
  12. I can't get up out of bed to get million dollar deals
  13. I have a rare and extremely contagious disease with no known cure.
  14. I don't like to share with others who can help my friends and acquaintances.
  15. I don't have the desire or time to become more productive
  16. Enter your own reason:

If these excuses don't describe your attitude, you are invited to visit a chapter near you, or contact:

Email: scottsimon@bnistl.com or teresasimon@bnistl.com
Mail: 400 Gabriel Drive, St. Louis, MO 63122
Phone: (314) 822-1030 or (800) 204-7542 if outside of St. Louis
Fax: (314) 822-3001